Woman outside of voting place: Would you like some literature on question 2?
Me: Sure, what is question 2 about?
Woman outside of voting place: Well, question two supports our traditional family structure.
Me: Oh, so that means that its against gay marriage
Woman outside of voting place: Yes, but its important for us to amend the constitution to protect our morals.
Me: Yes, o.k., but I don’t think my husband would like that bill.
I admit, sometimes being a practicing deconstructionist is fun.